Saturday, December 2, 2017

How To Be A Heartbreaker

This is going to be an incredibly short post in terms of length of text. I've been meaning to post these pictures for a little while now, but I've been working a lot, and haven't had the time. Seriously, I'm like ready to fall asleep, but alas, I shall continue. Anyways, I felt this outfit was just too fabulous not to post. I am literally OBSESSED with this sweater! It was one of the rare clothing purchases I made that wasn't at a thrift store! It's actually from the kids section at Target, and I mean, it's fuzzy and magenta, duh. Actually, in my defense, I didn't buy it the first time I saw it, despite the fact that I LOVED it, and there was only one left. I resisted, as it was full price, and I can't really justify buying brand new clothes when I totally don't need them. However, by some interesting twist in fate (obviously I'm lucky, as it's very evident that I'm a leprechaun) there was a contest at work, and I won. The prize was a gift card to the store of my choice, and of course, I chose Target. So, technically, I won the sweater. And also some presents for my siblings. But I mean, the sweater is kinda a little more exciting.

At least to me.
 Magenta Sweater - Target  Black Dress - Target clearance  Doc Martens - Goodwill  Sunglasses - Five Below
Thank you sooooooooooo much for reading! xoxoxo


Monday, November 20, 2017

And Like a Stupid Little Girl, I Spent My Wishes On a Weed


I have been v busy, and have finally gotten around to posting something. Actually, since the last time I posted, I bought a camera. However, I literally (yes, literally) had no clue how to attach it to my tripod, which I know sounds incredibly idiotic (which it is). I legit took apart my whole freakin' tripod trying to figure it out, which I also think I might have broken in that process. In any event, the sun was setting, so I just used my old one that I do know how to attach. I really actually haven't been able to use my new camera much, since I've been working kinda frequently. And it always seems on the days I'm not working, it's like cloudy and/or rainy. 

Whatever, let's talk about something possible more interesting, like what I'm currently obsessed with. As a complete lunatic with, including, but not limited to, OCD, I'm always obsessed with at least one thing. Sometimes it's like an actual thing, like white cowboy boots, or really teased 60s hair or something. But sometimes, it's more like an idea/aesthetic/mood/atmosphere/imaginary world. So currently, I have a few. Top one is probs 8os inspired right now. Most likely as a result of a lot of Stranger Things, The Little Mermaid and Treasure Trolls. Also, since the addition of a furry, hot pink, leopard print cardigan to my closet, I'm also kinda into looking like some tacky Spice Girl/Zenon/Marina Diamandis hybrid. Which is always fun. Oh yeah, also like a retro cowgirl/beauty queen. 
Oh, I'm also obsessed with white creeper Mary Janes.

And Emily The Strange.

I'm gonna stop now.

Sequin Tank Top - Savers  Shorts - Plato's Closet  Lime Green Jellies (not pictured) - Savers  Tacky Heart Shaped Earrings - Forever 21
  The photos below are a chronicle of me, attempting to blow on a wish/dandelion

And with that fantabulous photo overload, I shall take my leave. Maybe next time I'll actually be using my new camera.

But maybe not.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Good Morning Baltimore

I am currently sitting on my floor, leaning on my bed, which has a pile of Halloween lights chilling on it. They were on clearance, but I have no idea where to put them. I also have a cold, and it's slightly difficult to hold my head up. And, I've also been eating way too much candy. I'm pretty sure I'm like half Twix bar at this point. Halloween was rather uneventful. I dressed up as Cheryl Blossom (duh), but we basically got no trick or treaters, so no one really saw my costume. XP

Once again, these were from the other day, but my lazy ass has just now gotten around to writing something. I'm gonna use the sick excuse this time.
Dress - Vintage  Boots - Target (a million years ago)  Flower - Michaels

The dress I'm wearing here was actually my sisters many years ago. It's vintage, and she got it at a thrift shop. I'm pretty sure it was like two dollars or something. The tag literally says 'Sears Roebuck'. I think it's probably from the sixties. I feel like I should be in Hairspray when I wear it. So very nice! Tacky retro Baltimore aesthetic is so me. I'm gonna stop talking about it, cause' I'm going to start missing the mid-Atlantic. I like Texas, but I definitely am an east coast girl. I don't think you can change that!

 Now, if you don't mind me, I'm going to be sitting in a corner, listening to 50s music, with very teased hair, missing soft pretzels.
I'm gonna go now, cause I kinda just want to lay down. On a side not, I can't believe it's already November! Like what? Crazy bruh, crazy. Anyway, I'm going. 


Thursday, October 26, 2017


Hey hey!
I actually took these the other day, but I kinda got busy with le life and le job, so I didn't get to uploading them till yesterday.

I know I've said this before, but I really love Riverdale! I know it is absolutely terrible teen trash, but it's very addictive. To be fair, I'm not the only one in my family that likes to watch visual garbage. My mom used to always watch Lifetime. If you've never seen a Lifetime movie, you honestly have no idea what you're missing. They are so incredibly horrendous, it's hysterical. They always seem to involve ladies stealing babies, stealing husbands, killing husbands, or in some cases, all of the above. And she was not the only one who watched terrible tv. My grandmother would watch workout videos whilst sitting on the couch eating ice cream, and my great-grandmother would watch soap operas everyday. All I'm saying is, I'm obviously predisposed to love horrible things! And seriously, Riverdale has it all. Cheesy romance, murder, musical numbers and dance offs! What else can you ask for?
          Lace Bodysuit - Target clearance  Red Cheer Skirt - Savers  White Jellies - Amazon

Anyway, the reason I'm saying all this is because, as with anything in life that has multiple characters, you inevitably have a favorite. And inevitably, (and obviously) my favorite is Cheryl. And it's not just cause' she has red hair (though that's probably like 65% why). She is just such an extra psycho, it's perfect. Also, I think the girl playing her, Madelaine Petsch, is v pretty, and I absolutely love her aesthetic. I'm gonna include a photo here for my mom, cause I know she has zero idea what I'm talking about!
Also, I hardcore ship her with Archie! Seriously, it's perfect.

Like I was saying, the day I took these, I was definitely going for a Cheryl Blossom vibe. Seriously, she freakin' wears red and black all the time, which is highkey my favorite color combo, as we've already established. I've nothing else to say except it's meant to be.
Thank you so much for reading! xoxo